Selling MacroAir

Competes with Big Ass Haiku

Makes me miss this page. 

Green chile kitchen
So much half price happy hour
I love discount food

Ovulation app
Let's all make sure emotions
Aren't caused by hormones

Every Little Thing Gonna Be Alright...

Right near the beach, boy!

I dropped a doobie, and then,

Downpressor man smiled.

Statue of Sloth

Comfort afflictees!

Afflict the comfortable!

Do you feel my pain?

Go Niners!

The Redskins O Line

is just as useless as both

House of Congress

Accidental?

I see you drivin'
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, "Haiku"?

F Your Degree

Weathermen: They Lie!
Estimates and retractions
Filling time with maps

Comeback

Like Nineties Meatloaf
Let PFI rise again
Haiku brings me joy

Three dooks already

Rather sizable ones, too

Malanti's? Bad call

Whistle While You Twork

Having a good week

Is it in spite of my job

Or because of it?

Gingerbread Apartment

I needed a break.
I had frozen gingerbread.
Take that, office peeps.

Lego Soul

Body. Holding me.
Lego pouring out from me.
Extensible being.

Hormones Suck-ubi

Hey Little Wheeler
You made my girlfriend crazy
Always double bag

Jeremy, Captain Killjoy

Jer, Don't be a Botch!

Everyone loves PFI...
You're just not funny!

[Sad Face]

 

I miss PFI.

Cohorts used to write haikus

No one even cares

NOC

nbecaPFI

end of an era, i guess

Wet Weery

Chinese Dimplomats

Finding taste in a weird place

Asian-lickin' good.

Happy Columbus Day!

 

They're indigenous?

Then why were the on our land

before we got here?

Whoops

Jesus likes fast boats

When he ends up crashing them

Just walks on water

To be, or not to be moustachioed.

Sigh. I shed a tear,
For the death of my moustache.
So young, so loved. Gone.

Taking one for the team

Alas, stubby wings
A Galapagos native
Flightless cormorant

Hardly Strictly

3 days of music
Some were twangy, some gypsy.
Last year was better.

Alcohol I'm breaking up with you

we used to be friends

it hurts and i feel like death

and i hate you now

Jonesin' for Junk

Saw Dave Navarro
Wandering in the Castro
Seeking Smack, Cock, Both?

Seats taken. Cain't sit here.

WALK beside him in

heaven? kiss my crippled ass

god is listening?

homeless people are irritating, I don't care if it's mean

fuck you, tenderloin

urine, cross-dressing homeless

i am sick of it

Love you Vagina. Mean it

chocha, pussy, snatch
poonanie, pink taco, vadge
beaver, love box, twat.

Love Ya SARSily

O! Ahm Jeremy.
Ah hav a jobs that ah hates.
EABOD

Freedom

Swollen rain falls hard.
The inevitable end,
onto Andy's head.

Recycling

 

Don't have to drink piss

I do it cause it's sterile

And I like the taste

Everyone is Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots...

Smoke up City Hall.
The Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots,
are all around us.

The Internet Will Kill Us All...

Choice and chance increase.
Entropy expands the 'verse.
Blame the intarwebs.

Sue Lee

I have an office.
I get break boo's and DC.
Thanks so much, Sue Lee.

Dodge this

I'm not crazy and

I am not a man, cuz I'm
Patch O'Houlihan

Security

 

White Trash car alarm

No one wants this POS

Yet it is tethered

True Poem for a True Idiot

oh Sarah, what is

the perfect way to say thanks?

the Rubber Dildo

Spanish Lullaby

like a virgin. WHOO!

touched for the very first time
girls just want some fun

Morning Objectives

Its now eight thirty.
I would be biding my time.
But now, pajamas

Bedtime Story

If I was tired,
I would find my way to bed.
I ensure my smile.

Ode to DP

Hey, Diet Pepsi!
Guess what, your shit is all fucked.
Pass me a DC.

A Thought On The Biggest Bank Failure In American History

Never put your cash
in a bank named after a
question asked by cows.

EABOD, SCI

Proprietary.
Why would I WANT your bullshit?
Quit asking questions.

Palin. Neither a human nor a viable VP vandidate. Discuss.

Give bullshit fiscal
Value, and Palin could bail
Out Wall Street herself

Afraid of gettin pwn3d? Suspend this!

Float like butterfly
Sting like master debater
Barack McCain out

End of Days

Life is often strange.
Change can kick you in the ass.
When it smarts, be smart.

The Man Loves A Cheap Gimmick

Suspending hikus
for rest of day to focus
on economy.

Red Alert

Zombie Invasion.
Head protection suggested.
Ignore dead people.

US$7E14

Seven "E" Fourteen.
Three hundred eighty-five trucks
full of Benjamins.