Shrike Force

A bird called a shrike,
Enjoys impaling her prey.
A killing beauty.

Damn you HP

Printer behind me

Much annoying foot traffic

I piss on your doc.

So Sleepee

Remember, I was
tortured in the war. It was
painful, so vote me.

Demanding An Equity Stake In Kicking Ass And Taking Names

Guess what I'm feeling?
Like a bailout in my pants,
Doddmania, bitch!

True PFI Story

this is the diary

of a poet. you think you

know but you have no idea

Did you just see that purple dog? Note to Self:

dont eat the brownie

if you dont know who made it

or what is in it

Priorities (multiply this picture by 700,000,000)

I want a bailout.
Seven Hundred Billion Bucks
and no health care plan.

Hot Tubbin

Sitting in hot tubs,
might just be better than sex.
I'm getting so wet.

A Greuling Pace

On any journey,
speeding need not be the goal.
No one needs typhoid.

Buenos Dias

My inbox knows me

Offers breakfast burritos

AdSense tempts me so.

He Should Have Just Tried Being Himself

You wear a disguise
to look like human guys. But
you're not a man, no.

Dur

Just hear me out here.
Life is more than just living.
Living isn't life.

Life as a Lion

Jim Morrison said:
astrology is bullshit
Then again, he's dead.

Time is on my side

A knowing gaze falls
upon open heart and mind.
Anticipation.

Mermaid off the port bow!

Be weary, Maties

fall down stairs and you get a

scAAAAr on thAr forehead

(Sorry Jer)

Pirate Wenches

She be a fair wench.

Her booty needs a-lootin'

Be a scurvy dog

My new CAAAAARRRR

Oh, wait.  That's a boat.

Guess I should look into that.

Aw, fuck it all.  YAAAAR!

Most Pirates Are Voting For Bob BARRRRRRR

Baby does not know
that pirate econ model sucks,
but knows where Spain is.

Aaarrrgghh!

Don't fuck with granny
Master of pirate-su ways
She'll loot your booty

American cuisine...Fuck yeah!

Bacon sushi tempts
Heart convulses at mere thought
Mmm. Cholesterol.

Wherever, Whatever

From atop the mast,
Shakira's humble breasts rise.
No, those ARRR mountains.

Double-you Tee Eff.
It's already pirate day?
No wenches in sight

4000 Years, My Ass!

Dinosaurs are cool.
Fossil record magicians.
God testing man's faith.

Pre-Meeting Meeting

"Come here," whispers Pete.

Door shuts and he and Joe chat.
Secret plans, ne'er good.

Entropic Rampage

When I was a child,
I wished for forms to shatter;
shards of truth rained down.

Le Bloq Coq

A well placed CB,
under the right circumstance,
just might save your life

Remember When He Ate That Humburger?

New Knight Rider show
I will not be watching it
I would miss the 'Hoff

1/4 Life Crisis

Women be trippin.
Where is my bebe?
I'm professional.

Unicorns Are Kick-Ass

Foxtrot Alpha Golf:
Describes my discussion of
matters of the heart.

Haiku From Jono

Jordan writes haiku.
Then he Googles fun pictures,
puts it on gchat.

Recursion

 

Such ubiquity

This Asian man is all over.

China is quite large.

Pizza is like Sex

Lots of diff combos

it's hot morning, noon, and night

thick, thin, or stuffed. yum

I hope you laugh

Office is quiet.
No bluster of business men.
Just me and my nine.

Hump Night

Awesome party, Bren.
Glad I found a hottie there.
Hope I don't screw up.

NERDS!!!!

Pizza is the shit.
It fills my stomach with cheese.
Why do I crave it?

Deanna Troi

My TV boner

So hot to a 3rd Grader

Now half mast at best

All technology
aims to give us higher thought.
Thanks for TV, guys.

The Grind

I tire of the grind.
Between two giant mill stones.
My life and my pay.

Happiness is...

Waiting for my boss
to get the fuck off the can
so I can go home.

Idiot

It seems pretty dumb
that "Poems For Idiots"
has six syllables.

401K

Don't forget to smile!
Use plastic while you still can.
You can't retire.

Atlas Fugged

Hey Greenspan, 'member
when you real estate bubbled?
Fuck exuberance

Phenylketoneurics: Contains Phenylalanine

An ode to DC:
You are fake as a stripper,
but you smell better.

Fuck Shitty Slumpers

Ha Ha Fog City

Your Shit Got Pwn3d So Badly
Retire already

Standing in the Bread Line

What I miss from work
is web surfing all day long
'cept being paid to

Bag it with a Trojan

Oh Carson Palmer
He Loves Eating Bags of Dicks
In Many Flavors

Optillusion

Find the baby here.
I like the Juxtaposish.
Flora is Fauna.

Nonsense

Lets go for a hike.
OOOOOH! The climb is not so hard.
Nor the fall so soft.

One of Them

Old folks always vote.

They will support John McCain

"Fuck all you young 'uns"